2nd Timber, 1052. Chronicle of Eshtân Mengtad, manager of Moistenedrack

Udil Leromlorbam had this idea for an artifact for a while now. He was screaming for body parts and rock bars (I'm presuming I'd need to book Iron Maiden too). I posted a squad of our soldiers to guard her well-being just in case. Unfort... Luckily she did not get violent once she realised Manowar had cancelled their come-back tour.